FriendlyTurtles

   "Alfred!" you shout. You just got a new boyfriend named Alfred. His blonde, short hair whipped quick as he turned his head. You shout and scream about what happened at McDonalds.    "I swear i didn't take it!" he says. He frowns and turns away as if he was going to leave.    " Alfred, show the burger!"  you command. He sighs a calm sigh.      "Ok... here's your burger." You look at him with a calm smile. He hands you the Big Mac you bought at McDonalds for only $3.00. You peek inside and find just a plastic burger in it's place, but he was out before you could say "Alfred".